Enemy Tech where you can short the fuck out of the shares of people you hate

today I learnt that ZKasino exists

some people really have too much time on their hands http.cat

if you close your eyes and focus real hard if you eliminate all distractions and concentrate on your inner self deep inside your head you should be able to hear the sound of an incoming Microsoft Teams call

China stocks are either all up +7.9% in one session or falling by 3% each day for the whole week there is no in-between

BeatBoy

perhaps putting half my net worth in QQQ calls before today's Fed press conference wasn't the best idea

POV: trading anons who comment under big accounts' posts, quoting their own tweets with some lines on a chart pulled out of their arse, saying "I called this move 2 weeks ago"

some people on this app are so anti-woke that they are even more cringe than woke people themselves

I think this is the moment to go all-in short here. The window of weakness is expanding. The price action continuing downard is the ultimate confirmation that the stock market is FUCKED. The macro is bad, everything is bad. It's over for the bulls. See you at 3500 #SPX! RIP! 💀☠️

We're all gonna make it.

my gf when I finally fix the tap after having promised to do it 6 months ago

high GDP is bearish because rates higher for longer but it also means we could avoid a recession which is bullish stocks but it gives the Fed room to tighten which is bearish stocks but yields are topping and if yields drop stocks are gonna go up but if PCE comes in hot tommor-

making a deal out of someone "not following you back" reeks of real insecurity why would you as a grown man expect someone to follow you back and why would you worry about something so irrelevant in the first place follow people for their content, not for some fake connection

chingu collar: 4420 C 4669 C 5000 C

It is a little wild that the former Finnish Prime Minister thirst-traps dudes on instagram on a daily basis

isn't it fascinating how when $SPX was at 4500, everyone was calling for 5000 by EOY now that rate hike and recession fears are back, everyone is calling for yields as high as 7% despite where they are already two weeks of red is enough for everyone to make a U-turn, amazing

time to squeeze some yield doomers