Coz they killed all their opps. Has Spider Man even got the don that licked down his uncle??? How you got super powers but your uncle got touched, I’m a normal human and all my uncle’s are fine

I wonder if Brad Holmes still thinks we’re good

The wink with the chin strap beard. Matt LaFleur, you will not see heaven

Turbo crust makes her go nuts

Layla was putting aquaphor on my new tattoo and used too much. Now she’s got me fully lathered up

i miss when goon meant entry level mafia employee

You Greek mother of bitch bastards, The Grinch is MACEDONIAN!!!!

There’s an ongoing diet Mountain Dew shortage in NYC and no one is talking about it Zohran Kwame Mamdani

I was right

Watching Mad Men with Layla. They should really invent a cigarette that’s not bad for you

Love having some N/A beers and going to the bartender “might need to be cut off after this one”. Lands every time

Pretty close to legal steroids

Pedophiles? Detention camps? Fake job listings? You sure you’re okay bro? Let’s go to the river and drink ale. Press X to drink ale with me forever.

Watching Don propose to Megan

15 years of pain, misery, and jokes gone by in the blink of an eye #MyXAnniversary

Happy to be back on the Frasier train after an extended break

Bad day for boomers that believe every AI video they see is real

Macedonia jersey made by adidas about to go triple platinum in Sterling Heights, MI