LOL Candace is on fire.

You will N-E-V-E-R earn my trust again without it. But honestly at this point it’s probably too late anyway.

I'm beginning to think the zionist Israeli government has infiltrating our government. I'm probably crazy. I'll go get a covid booster to straighten myself out.

I do t know who dipped this one but he or she deserves a raise. Maker's Mark

Every night 🎯

JOE KENT IS A PATRIOT Pass it on.

I wanna see the CEO of Pfizer taking benzos

well now i'm crying

Anyone else fill their GrubHub cart with stupid terrible for you food late at night and then never finish the order. Just me? Oh. Ok. Yeah. I don’t either.

The community note on this is gold!

These are fantastic. RIP Chuck

Saw an interview where Maynard was saying his kid liked k-pop and I thought if you’re lead singer of Tool and own a vineyard level cool, your kid will still think you’re lame and frankly I feel so much better about.. everything

Stuffed up married women had me laughing out loud

Who is this dude to say what should happen in another country?

I went Wendy’s Two spicy chicken sandwiches. Fries. Maybe 2 orders of fries. But I have it be strong. Do not order Wendy’s. Do not.

I don't have an opinion about Mullin in his new job. But I do know that Jimmy Kimmel is a two-time college dropout whose big break came from ogling braless women as they jumped on trampolines, so I don't really see how he has the high ground here.

Hahahahaah I love this

You can take your new Covid variant and shove it directly up your ass.

Shut up I do so fit.

I love this dog so much. lol