When Ana_txt nanoboosts you and Lucio_txt speedboosts without you knowing

Brilliant!

*Gets hooked and killed by roadhog_txt* You gotta look inside yourself and say, "What am I willing to put up with today?" NOT FUCKING THIS!!!

Clocks ticking!

Keep calm, and keep calm, and keep calm, and keep calm, and ke

[record scratch] [freeze frame] Yep, that's me! You're probably wondering how I got into this situation

Holographic Meatloaf? My favorite! Thank's Athena!

I love this part!

I wumbo, you wumbo, he-she-me wumbo. Wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! It’s first grade Amelie

ass ass ass ass ass

I'm DTF Down To Fucking pulse bomb your ass

It's just the strangest feeling of déjà vu!

Sonic's the name, speed's my game!

Stop fucking flashing me, McCree_txt. I don't want to see your "Peace Keeper"

Eat my dust!

*drops my pulse pistols on the ground* Oh, no, my pulse pistols! *bends over seductively and picks up pistols* *bends over seductively and p

Excelsior!

Oy, this is no time for standing around!

You're too slow!

Aww, rubbish!