feeling GROWN this morning as I make my iced coffee at home instead of going out to buy it somewhere

Not me being the crazy neighbor yelling at the kids outside playing when they’re being mean to each other fml summer just started 😭

You know you found your soulmate when you laugh so hard together that your nose starts bleeding 😅

hung out with so many of our neighbors over the weekend (apparently we were the only ones getting drunk in our driveways at 10am while the community garage sales were going on) but come to realize SO many of them are unhappy & marriage is their definition of personal hell lmao

told Brandon I got hit on yesterday in the Walmart parking lot (hoping he’d be a little salty… or like… intrigued by the pick up line used) nope. his only reaction was “really??? Didn’t you have the with the baby with you???” 😑😑😑 Men are the worst lol

Ted Lasso is one of the best fucking series I’ve EVER watched. Hands down

Tell me I’m wrong Everybody scream 'cause she puppy love she mainstream 'cause she puppy love never be free 'cause she puppy love

my child is beautiful. That is all. #gerberbaby #toddlermodel

I truly can not function properly if the kitchen is a mess & it’s the one room in the entire house that I have to clean at least 3x a day 😩

HTG finding your soulmate & creating a mini version of yourselves while having an absolute BLAST & smothering each other with love is THEE BEST THING 5EVER 🫶🏼🎆

anyone else having a fucking week? Bc what a fucking week #grownups

feeling splurgey so probs just gonna go buy everything from the Khloe Fabletics line fml

I just ubered home from a bonfire where I drank twisted teas & took shots of fireball all on a FRIDAY NIGHT BRO. This has not happened to me in at least 2.85 years. What a night. So glad to be home with my family & eating leftovers from my fridge. God bless 👻

my Italian stallion would cream his pants if a pallet of Le Creuset was delivered in our drive & would also probably internally cry/not talk to me for 1-2 weeks…. but damn our makeup dinners would surely be incredible bc he’s an amazing fucking cook 👨🏻‍🍳❣️

crazy how a certain pair of pants can change your whole ✨vibe✨ #fashionblogger

three babies and no ring. kylie just like y’all

Dis why we only fly first class 😷

this will never not be funny like it’s been over ten years and this is still hilarious

Sup bitches