Even if Houston wins the superbowl I’d look to get a better QB

Going to need another JJ Watt hype video Houston Texans And burn those letter jackets as lessons learned.

"I love it when people say 'I don't really eat that much, I just have a gland problem'. They do have a gland problem. It's the salivary gland." - Ben & Candy Carson

If they can make you question basic reality, they can convince you that anything that is the basis of American life is not rooted in sound fact.

lol YouTube trying so hard to prevent ad blockers. Too bad all I have to do is hit refresh.

What were all those IRS agents doing Joe Biden hired if this much fraud is taking place?

Why am I getting emails from fraudster Dan Crenshaw I don’t want anything to do with you unless you’ve got stock tips

Were you teabagged by Jeffrey Epstein on Xbox Live? You may be entitled to compensation.

You know Shams Charania is bad at his job when Adam Schefter is breaking NBA trades.

Bitcoin crash got me feeling like I was on the island myself

It’s weird they have Epsteins emails but couldn’t find Hillary Clinton’s…

Been 3 days since Kevin Durant tweeted or responded to anyone. Safe to say he was running the burner again.

lol Nancy Mace actually thinks she did something & that’s why nobody in America will be punished.

lol JD Vance calls Governor Gavin Newsom historically illiterate & CNN acts as if he called him mentally retarded & send Dana Bash out to interview the retard.

Don’t think Freebirds World Burrito anticipated the x - Dallas Stars of being this good

Ime Udoka was HATING on Bam’s 83 point game 😭💀 “First thing you think is HOW? I saw he only made 6 threes but 40 free throws… Tells the story right there… And it’s the Wizards.”

James Harden 60 point triple double is the best single game performance of all time.

lol nick wright so soft on the mariners, but would've cheered like a little girl when Kobe ran through Pau's chest.

Busted my bracket #reeses - via @ESPN Fantasy #forareesessweeps

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