idk seems like you don’t need a car then

Looks straight outta the fast of furious

The Moon, #Jupiter, and #Saturn 🪐

Main takeaways from Elon’s talk: -First orbital launch attempt in January/February -1000 Starships for life to become multi-planetary -2-3 uncrewed Mars landings before humans -A dozen Starship launches in 2022 -Launch of commercial payloads in 2023

the funniest part of the 2011 comedy "Contagion" is when they invent a lifesaving vaccine at the end, and then everyone takes the vaccine. hahahaha fantastic writing

Shoutout to everyone who said they would start eating healthy in the new year and already decided to wait until Monday.

Mood

Today is the only day you can retweet this

that's the spot

Two days ago the NYT posted an investigation into politicians trading stocks They found that 81 Democrats & 101 Republicans filed up to 3,700 trades and $100M in possible volume Many had 100% winners, with some perfectly timed Here’s examples of just how good they were

Gannets diving for fish in Newfoundland, Canada. Credit: Lana Button

at least we're good at football, basketball, baseball, and chess

In this time-lapse video by Mitsuru Yasui You can see many cats following a sun beam to nap x.com/EmoyoAlex/stat…

Turn your phone upside down. You’ll thank me later…

🚨‼️MUST WATCH and SHARE before Elon Musk bans it: Since US media won’t tell you, UK activists, Led By Donkeys, dropped this video on how Elon Musk and his use of X helped get Donald Trump elected. Led By Donkeys cc: Bryan Dawson🇺🇸

President-elect Donald Trump Nominates Oswald Cobb to Lead Pentagon Anti-Corruption Task Force (Source: CNN)

Nothing says “Make America Healthy Again” like a Big Mac and a lipper