Weird how the bruise on trump's hand is taking a longer time to heal than the ear that was hit by a bullet.

Be as picky as you want because marrying late never killed a woman but marrying the wrong man did.

It may sound harsh, but nobody likes to be around someone that’s always sad, always complaining, always has bad news, etc It can really exhausting

Men be like "I hate drama" and then have love triangles, secret babies, a wife, side chick, ex that's still around, breadcrumbs and unhealed trauma.

One of my coworkers put in our team chat “Taylor and Travis are engaged” My response: What department are they in?

Unfortunately the girlies may be right about working out in the early morning to start your day 😭

Imagine if Joe Biden or Barack Obama said “I have the right to do anything I want to do. I’m the president of the United States.” Just imagine.

Imagine having a government that actually gives a shit about you and tries to make your life better.

Im 27 a bitch thats 21 said im old😭😂😂😭😭 these young hos done lost they mind

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What the fuck happened to all those guardrails in place to prevent some fucking lunatic from hijacking the entire federal government and judicial system?

Thankfully wages have kept pace

Dems flailing to figure out how to regain popularity when there's a literal how-to guide example right across the border.

Mind you he cheated their entire relationship.

If only Americans loved their children as much as they love their Cracker Barrel logos.

“Alligator Alcatraz” has cost the US Taxpayer $250 million and we’re shutting it down Trumps White House ballroom is costing $200 million We’re lighting money on fire

Taylor Townsend on the argument with Jelena Ostapenko at US Open “It’s competition… people get upset when they lose. Some people say bad things. She told me I have no class & no education & to see what happens when we get outside the U.S.” 🥶

😭👏 Townsend to Ostapenko: “You can learn how to take a loss better”

The adult you think you are at 18-24 is not the same adult you will be at 25-30