as a man, you automatically on thin ice with me.

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to be an aloof wife, quietly steering a campaign from behind the scenes

You’re laughing? Shirl Puss keeps disappearing from existence and you’re laughing?

Congrats to New York on your hot mayor and hot mayor wife

New York City you have shocked the world by voting for a normal guy instead of a deranged pervert

oh the model is 5'9 and wearing a size xsmall? Perfect! Very helpful to know!

i dont think an nda would work on me. like im at least telling my roommate and the girls idgaf

The concept of giving a fuck about jesc being adult

but now im insecure and i care what people think

queen

i love going “streets are saying” before i say something i literally just made up

hello ashton irwin leading a group of 5sos fans to the venue

It was always DARE

Alan Carr has the best ever “best bits” montage that any reality tv show has ever produced #CelebrityTraitors #TheTraitors

When you’re out with the girls and one of them finally cracks after a drink and says they’re not happy in their relationship … #traitors #traitorsuk #CelebrityTraitors

Eurovision 2024 graffiti is alive and well in Dublin

Max Martin has realllly lost his touch