I was having a full on internal meltdown today when someone presenting was using ten PIN bowling as an analogy for something but kept calling the pins ‘skittles’

Imagine if I used football as an analogy but kept saying “when you kick the sphere…”

Had an actual panic attack today and on the way back from the toilets after throwing up, a bit of a cry and trying not to pass out, someone passes me in the corridor and says “Not seen you in ages Dan, you’re looking well”

Total eclipse in America and everyone has the flash turned on their phone and BBC news have a full on lighting rig on the go.

Holy hell what a main event #WrestleMania All the twists and the set up for night 2

Late to the party but I’ve joined #WrestleMania night 1

Throwing the predictions out there ahead of #WrestleMania

I do love the stories on Have I Got News For You…

Walking through town and group of lads laughed loudly at my blue hair. Seconds later the biggest gust of wind appeared and blew their entire table of drinks over

Post your last pit picture. No cheating

Oooh. I’ll have throat and chest flavour please.

Andrew Scott walking past me Nan's front door VS me pushed up against it drooling

10 years ago today, Conor Collins bounded into my life outside G-A-Y wearing a bunny shirt and honestly changed my life so much for the better.

Happy anniversary you absolute stunner

The Beatles in the new series of Russell T Davies’ Doctor Who.

Forever wishing Conor would fold a towel properly

That last lip sync…. Seeing people “competing” and doing a run up the runway to….dab together.

That’s queer friendship #dragraceuk

It’s taken me 24 hours to realise it’s Jessie J headlining Manchester Pride, not Jessie Ware

This is how I’m trying to be right now vs this is how I’m feeling right now.

Sorry for missing WhatsApp’s and that. Nothing personal.

I absolutely guarantee ratings for Corrie in Northern Ireland have never been the same since Julian left.

People talk about different aspects of 'the good ol' days' - childhood nostalgia for me is *this* 😭

Good morning from my anxiety.