i found this by the ATM this morning. How many of y’all are living this struggle?

this chick in my cube at work listens to nothing but movie/TV theme songs all day ON BLAST thru her headphones at work. I day dream of murdering her.........

yo fellow commuters. 6th street is NOT the only route to the highway thru downtown.. not sure why i’m even telling you cuz i thoroughly enjoy the wide open 9th street option every day.. #Sheep #LeadFollowOrGetOutOfTheWay

Dude really holds onto the balls

i told myself that in 1998. they still haven’t proven me wrong. JUSSAYIN

at my sisters UC graduation and some chick named Madison Ivy walks across the stage... I could not believe how many dudes reacted to that name with shock 😂😂😂

if anyone is looking to rock the fab outfit Adam Levine was rocking at half time, hit me up. I got plenty more of the fabric

Have you ever been so cunty looking that your boyfriend’s mom shot him for bringing you home?

i’ve got a friend with an android & I only ever snapchat or DM him but today I texted him & he has the nerve? the audacity? to not text me back? I had to look at nickelodeon slime green for you and you’re going to ignore me? god people with androids are animals

ya moms a hoe

Brooke Bitzer you are way too hot for me but may I please slide into your DM’s

He did the you like that. The you like that is back

King shit.

This is absurdly hysterical. You can’t be woke enough.