RT to get QV.INT the Xbox he was born to play #ThorLoveAndThuderXboxSweepstakes

instead of doing a pop punk cover of a trending song you could also just not do that

bf whos going the distance and for speed. gf whos all alone in her time of need

Saw this and can’t stop thinking about how much better I am at making plans than God

Have you met QV.INT

definitely check on your friend who “decided to rewatch bojack horseman”

we wont reach gender equality in music until women can succeed while being legitimately bad at singing like all men in rock history

i've heard there was a crystal flute that lizzo played and it pleased the youth but you don't really care for music, do you?

Y'all.

my wife’s toxic trait is googling shark tank contestants to see if their businesses failed

Drunk texting my Sweetwater guy

You can’t gaslight me I grew up being told men had one less rib than women

I had a dream last night where I was told that we don’t move through Time like it’s a dimension, we actually consume it and need it as sustenance. I kinda like it!

If you never see me again this is why

May the world not be destroyed by a man given ultimate power by people hypnotized by theoretical love for other people's unborn children.