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one of our better cultural customs is teaching English-speaking children the "Frère Jacques" nursery rhyme and then letting them just go buckwild with vaguely-French sounds

Guess it's time 🤷🏾‍♂️

Dear parents: I know the Wicked Store just opened at Universal Studios I know the movie, based on the musical is opening soon Please...dont go out and give your KIDS the book. If you do...THEY ABOUT TO GET A RUDE AWAKENING

our father, who art in heaven, baja be thy blast

Did you know free annual checkups, and preventative screenings like mammograms, colonoscopies and pap smears didn't used to be free? This is a part of the Affordable Care Act. Pass it on.

Fucking 100 percent this is what I’m saying

spanking or threatening to hit your kids is still traumatizing and abusive

You wanna guess the color of my Tupperware you wanna know what I got cooking up in there is it cheesy green beans or pumpkin soup is it showing off my turkey legs and stuffing too

Notice how it's always "America was founded on Christian principles!" until it comes to welcoming the immigrant, helping the poor, feeding the hungry, bringing healthcare to the sick, forgiving debts, caring for our planet, laying down our swords, or loving our neighbors.

At age 21. Think of who you were at 21. Imagine being a threat to the government when most kids are finishing up undergrad and nursing hangovers. 21.

My problem with dating men is that I can’t stand stupidity, but intellectualism in men almost always reads as pretentiousness, which is arguably worse

i do not think misandry is a real issue in any meaningful way, the problems men face is society are because of other men

MAGA really is comprised of some of the dumbest people on the planet. We pay into Social Security. It's not a government handout. It's our fcukin' money.

Today my autistic 4yo was kicked out of speech therapy because he wouldn't "follow directions" and instead wanted to "pretend he was a tiger." I don't know but like... if your job is to give speech therapy to 4 year olds maybe sometimes you have to give speech therapy to a tiger.

all of the lookalike contests were worth it because they brought us to this moment

The death of flash games and kid friendly social games like club penguin, mundo gaturro, petpet park etc was a huge contributor to kids migrating to social medias and introducing them to more online dangers. Literally the worst decision in the internet history imo