I don’t mean to sound braggy, but I’m pretty sure I would have been a candidate for a lobotomy in the 1950s

“She’s sitting around, running around talking about my husband, the father of my children, and she spends her weekends peddling through sperm banks, looking through catalogues trying to find a donor. Honey, you don’t know if your baby daddy will be an ax murderer or a child

The customer service issue really needs to be addressed in Jamaica . Jesus Christ man

February 14th ain't got shit to do with me

Not burger man just slow down and ask me why me a carry out me own garbage 😭😭😭 I need a man fr😭

"Cant tell when last me see a lady a carry out her own garbage" Me seh me shame, me embarrassed 😔😔 Anyways big up burgerman, it's always a pleasure to see him!

Because them just wake up and put on lotion It generates a "scent"

Cashier or nail tech

In the span of 2/3 weeks I've had to deal with so much and me really cya badda I've had enough

I need more of my young people to become plumbers, electrician, carpenters etc The uncles aren't going to be here forever 😕

There's no healing after losing a parent, we just act okay 😭

Relaxing techniques aren't working, I just need to win $50 million

me watching benito bowl over and over again

Idk how to be nonchalant man text me back before I get an etsy witch involved

I just cant believe my phone gone be dead February 13th-15th

Kordell is not perfect by far!