a cat rescuer giving a kitten a bath is something that i didn’t know I needed 😭 🥹

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Happy little fox loves her human

Q: I am an ASS Man! A: OH! You like poop? Nice!!!

Strike the pose...

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Q: This company is gonna pay you 1¢ for every one of the 12000 parcels that will come into this place. How much money will you make in 1 day? A: $120. Nope, $12. HUH?

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Q: I really believe that the Collective Consciousness doesn't know what the hell is going on right now, so let's just fuck this shit and fuck y'all! A: Woo Hoo, motherfuckers!

Q: just tried Domino's Mango habenero chicken wings. A: not enough mango, or habenero, just a whole mess of vinegar!

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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Q: I got gasoline for $1.15 per Litre! I am PUMPED!! A: hahahahahaha *pumped*!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Q: Why The F*ck did I get an Automated Speed Enforcement ticket in a School Zone, at 3AM, when there are no children about? A: What about Zombie Children?