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I've been married 30 years. When we got married, we agreed that as the husband, I would make all the big decisions and my wife would make all the small decisions. It's worked out great! I'm just surprised there have never been any big decisions.

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I found $20 laying in the parking lot and thought to myself “What would Jesus do?” So, I turned it into wine.

The ability to adjust your vocabulary based on who you're speaking to is a valuable life skill that many people lack.

The most depressed person in the family is not the mother, not the father, but it's the eldest son of the family. Shout out to all firstborn sons, may your pockets never run dry.

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If you're really good at your job, you will reach a point where the only way to progress up the pay scale is to stop doing that job that you're brilliant at and instead become a "manager", an entirely different discipline which you may not be suited to.

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Everyone has to stick together. The main priority has to be the stadium. If we reform under a new entity then we have to keep hold of the ground. We have to become a Bury, a Macclesfield & a Chester. We cannot become a Rushen & Diamonds

I think it reflects appallingly badly on our professional game that this situation at Morecambe has been allowed to get to this point. Football clubs need the same protection that other assets of community value in our society are rightly given. I can only hope that the

He looked absolutely phenomenal at Wimbledon and now he looks like my Auntie.

Just a pause for thought. Perhaps there are one or two on here who need to take a close look at what is unfolding at Sheff Wed and Morecombe and perhaps get Luton Town FC ‘kit availability’ and ‘transfer cock ups’ into perspective. Just a thought 🤷‍♂️

The new season kicks off this evening and if ever a fixture highlighted the fluctuating fortunes, challenges and resilience required to be a football fan it is Luton Town versus AFC Wimbledon.... #LTFC #AFCW #EFL

Luton Town FC He's rapidly fast - I used to play the Cohen Bramall game with my son. Every time Bramall found a Rotherham player with a pass, I gave my son 50p Every time Bramall misplaced a pass, kicked it out or lost possession, he had to give me 50p. My son owes me just over 11 grand.

Looking forward to a great days golf and fundraising for ⁦Prostate Cancer UK⁩ at ⁦Aldwickbury Park GC⁩ golf club. Please sign up to play, and listen to our guest speakers on the day, and also a silent auction plus raffle prizes and other events. 🏌🏼‍♂️

Why can nobody stick a camera or microphone in Jason Whittinghams face and get answers? It’s like he’s vanished from the face of the earth, and is not being held accountable for the destruction his actions are causing #SaveOurShrimps

Wake up and immediately look at small screen before clocking 8 hours behind medium screen. Take a few breaks to check in on small screen. Go home and spend a few hours staring at big screen to wind down before getting into bed and looking at small screen. Living the dream.

Spanish teams just don’t give a fuck. Real Betis would have a front 3 of Harold Shipman, Raoul Moat and Mick Philpott, with Josef Fritzl in the 10 if they could.

🚨 | After sacking Wayne Rooney, Birmingham owner Tom Brady wanted Ted Lasso to be the next manager until staff informed him that Ted Lasso is a fictional character. ❌ (via Sky Sport Premier League)