These pens are like a drunken pub team lol #Lionesses

Are you supposed to laugh during a penalty shoot out? #Lionesses

#Lionesses This is going to penalties. No invention, no ideas, no spark of individual skill. Boring, but I amnin football starvation

There have been some rumblings from Etna today. Hope I'm not too close #Sicilia

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Coinbase have released a brilliant advert that rips the piss out of the current dire state of the UK. Let's be honest, it's funny and feels pretty accurate. This is what this disastrous Labour has reduced us to. We're now a global laughing stock.

LEVELS OF THINKING is the key to EVERYTHING. The most serious conflict in the world right now is between the "FARMER" levels (4+5) and the "NOMAD" levels (2+3). This means that the FARMERS work hard to grow stuff, and then the NOMADS "find" the stuff and eat it. Then the

Because divorce is dick-dose dependent. The more sexual partners a woman has, the more likely she is to divorce you. Penises chafe away pair-bonding in women.

You know the best thing about being a Bitcoiner? You no longer pretend. You stopped pretending your boss is a “mentor.” You stopped pretending your girlfriend respects your job. You stopped pretending stocks are “ownership.” You stopped pretending your Roth IRA will matter

A state sponsored psyop. A message to the world's rapists. Come to Britain where the women are sluts. They keep coming.

That is so #Spursey

#afcb Can we get an opposition fan to racially abuse Antoine every match? He seems to become superhuman shortly afterwards. Just sayin'

#AFCB All my people, right here, right now, D'ya know what Amine...yeah yeah Oasis. Proper chant that.

Article 3 of the 1929 Geneva convention makes it a war crime to rob corpses. We are ruled by criminal ghouls.

#afcb Do we even have a set piece coach?

Life was a lot fucking better before we had all these fucking beeping noises every fucking minute.

BREAKING - The suspect in the Minneapolis, Minnesota, shooting at a Catholic school and church has been identified as Robin Westman, who posted a manifesto on social media just two hours ago, including a video showing the words “kill Donald Trump” written on a gun.

The sh00ter's video, now scrubbed.

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