Society started referring to moms as superheroes because it was easier to sit back and let us do everything while making it seem like a compliment rather than taking things off our plates, or actually stepping up and helping us.

Me at 2pm: “I’m exhausted. Is it bedtime yet?” Also me at 2am: *Google search* “Do polar bears ever feel sad?”

To celebrate the start of spring (FINALLY OMG) we've marked down all our winter merch (ie. sweaters and hats) to 30% off! 🙌🌼💖 No discount code needed! Just hop to therebelmama.com/merch or tap slides to shop the sale. HAPPY SPRING, BABES! 💛🌸💙🌼💖

In case you’re thinking about having children. I found my daughters gecko in the refrigerator after it had been dead for a week. She had put it in there waiting for good weather so she could bury it.

In your 40’s you can have 2 beers or 4+ beers. 3 beers is a tranquilizer dart.

Community is the driving concept behind REBEL MAMA x Madame Wolf collaboration. WHEN YOU CAN'T SEE THE VILLAGE, BE THE VILLAGE. therebelmama.com/rebel-mama-x-m…

Reached that age where everything I think happened 2-3 years ago really happened in 2003.

I don't know who needs to hear this but just because you were raised that way doesn't mean you have to be that way.

I just told my daughter that when I was a kid our tv only had 4 channels and she rolled her eyes and said, “oK, mOm. wHaTeVeR,” and now I’m starting to wonder if maybe my father DID walk to school uphill both ways.

7YO: Can I eat ice cream now? Me: Did you eat your greens? 7YO: Cows eat grass and then give milk I’ll get my greens from the ice cream

Only 2 days until our special Treat Yourself (Thursday) event with madgeandmercer, Little Victory, Wana Brands at Miss Jones King West. We just opened up 10 more spots so if you want to come learn and shop, this is your last chance! 🌿💕 RSVP HERE: bit.ly/3Ow99x9

A rival dad mentioned he was up at 6:00 this morning so I told him it must be nice to get to sleep in on a weekday.

Howdy, fall lovers! 🤠 It’s time for another season of perfect everyday basics from Madame Wolf - Jumpsuits (now available in full length 🔥), cozy sweaters, oversized jackets… you need it - she makes it - right here in the heart of Toronto 🥰 #rebelmama #momstyle

SHOP Madame Wolf at madamewolf.com and use REBEL20 for 20% off site wide! #rebelmama #style

My kid wanted to use her $2 to buy an iPad and I told her it’s not enough money and she said “well you bought a whole house when you didn’t have enough money” and now she’s grounded until I can think of a comeback

My special skill is making detailed shopping lists and leaving them at home when I go to the store.

🚀 We have a directory! Our favourite small businesses in #Toronto now have their own profiles on therebelmama.com/directory 🥳 Check out the RMx Directory to discover the best local brands (and even unlock some great discounts 👀).

It’s about that time 👀 #MothersDay is around the corner and we’ve got you covered (so, you know, you don’t receive hand cream and a shawl). Check it out 😎 bit.ly/3HDXrQ3

This is not the theme-park-that-shall-remain-unnamed review you're gonna get from any other mom blog, but please know it was written from the depths of our cold dead hearts. therebelmama.com/2023/05/02/the…

OUR SUMMER SOLSTICE PARTY TICKETS ARE ON SALE NOW!! Get ready to party like it’s 2010 (but with a midnight curfew)☀️✨🪩 Swag bags, giveaways, and more! Event Details: eventbrite.ca/e/summer-solst…