tried to leave her and she shot me

Good morning

straight up a lot of y'all spineless fucks who ain't fucking shit

i think her love language is no contact

when you try to rizz her and end up as screenshot on her story

crazy that this isn't ai

Can I set tinder to John Mayer mode if you know what I mean?

I fucking hate the holier than thou “I don’t update my phone” people.

Should pets be allowed in grocery stores??

This Martha Stewart interview is such a great example of how women rewrite reality in their own heads, she calls her husband a piece of shit for cheating but then the interviewer reveals it was she who cheated first (he only started after he found out), her reaction is telling.

seems my ex-wife has child custodymogged me due to my neglectmaxxing

So apparently marijuana was in the files. They were speaking how people who smoke marijuana are harder to manipulate because it makes us open our mind and question things more, whereas alcohol does the opposite effect. Which is why alcohol is heavily promoted while marijuana is

Phil Spencer is retiring as the CEO of Microsoft Gaming effective immediately. Asha Sharma from Microsoft will take over as CEO. Sarah Bond will depart Xbox.

Every “Karen” video is just a person with standards and I agree with them most of the time. 🤷‍♂️

Xbox loyalists hearing Phil Spencer and Sarah Bond are retiring and the new Head of Xbox is a woman who has never held a gaming controller in her life, and who's last job was Queen of AI slop at Microsoft. It's never been more over....

“For me it’s Halo, Valheem, Goldeneye saar!”

Constantly questioning my sexuality over how much I love the show Euphoria.

Moja głupia żona wywaliła się na łyżwach a ja jej nie pomogłem, bo jej nienawidzę