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Taking a moment to raise awareness of old guys awkwardly trimming their own eyebrows. Thoughts and prayers to their families.

Kelly MacLean Hello, I am a comedian from 🇺🇦 February 24, my homeland country Ukraine was attacked by the Russian troops on the orders of Putin. I invoke you to share this with your audience and turn it to support Ukraine,for the sake of humor in the world. #StandWithUkraine️

Yogis love to tell you “Shivasana is the hardest pose” then spring up into an inverted pretzel balanced on just their pinkies.

Kelly MacLean thank you for feedback.I wanted you to share with your audience about Russia's ongoing war on Ukraine. So that your people know the truth and draw the attention of the United States and NATO to #closetheskyukraine. We are constantly bombed and the Russian army shoots at civilians

Can jlo stop looking so great for her age? I don’t want 60 to be the new 30. I’d like to be scary, decrepit and only vaguely humanoid by that point.

My latest article special thanks to Sarah Rense for the edits jezebel.com/breastfeeding-…

.Kelly MacLean writes about the good, the bad, and the awkward about breastfeeding her 3-year-old son through covid—AKA being "mounted by a sizable boob vampire" jezebel.com/breastfeeding-…

Linda Hasert Sarah Rense Jezebel That’s the best thing I’ve ever heard

Defund the Paw Patrol

Based on my CAPTCHA skills I’m beginning to suspect I am, in fact, a robot.

ally When I tell people my husband and I have separate bedrooms they give me a knowing nod like we’re sexless and miserable. We just have more beds in which to fuck and are better rested.

When did retail workers develop an insatiable need to know if I’m “doing anything fun today?”

As months passed, I attempted to accept Andrew’s death, but his digital self refused to. By all accounts—literally—he lived on. When did technology become the guy who casually brings up traumatic events without noticing? Kelly MacLean writes: esqr.co/eoFQJWV

A heartbreaking, beautifully written essay by my dear friend & sib in grief Kelly MacLean How to Unfriend Your Dead Brother As months passed, I attempted to accept Andrew’s death, but his digital self refused to. By all accounts—literally—he lived on esquire.com/lifestyle/a421…

3 y.o: Who’s that guy who drops off presents at your house at Christmas? Me: Jeff Bezos

Parenthood: the days are long, the years are short, and the nights are years.

Having a husband is like perpetually having to be all fab five from queer eye for the same guy year in and year out.

To get a book deal in 2024 you have to be Salmon Rushdie and have recently been almost-murdered in public. #knife #AuthorLife

Anyone crafting legislation that controls women’s bodies should have to wear a ‘bad pregnancy’ simulator for 9 months and then carry a flour baby for 18 years.