Mr. President, Cracker Barrel heard you. Americans are grateful! Thank you for your attention to this matter!

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Her: IF I CANT HAVE YOU! NOBODY CAN! me: type shit

She broke up with her man because he plays too much RuneScape

This girl just asked me to teach her how to play magic and go see lil Wayne tomorrow

Never ask me how to get girls cus I’m literally just about to take a nap and this girl on instagram CALLS me saying she seen how good I treated my exes and it should be “her turn” and she wants me to teach her how to play mtg.

Went to the gym at 430am and saw my gym crush like damn that’s wife material

She’s a “smoke show!”

m.twitch.tv/thebigempty92

Tripped over the carpet and started dating the girl I told my ex not to worry about

Apparently this is what girls want in 2025

“And i genuinely mean that”

UB reanimator fatigue

Girls just wanna have fun (play magic the gathering)

Eco-ternal Weekend is here! Get warmed up for Eternal Weekend, with paintings and tons of treasure chests for prizes. Legacy this Saturday at 7am PT on MTGO. Vintage is Sept 27. #mtg #mtgLegacy #mtgVintage

None of these girls got me blocked on Spotify cus my music taste is fire

You’re always two girls away from a threesome

Jalen Carter is a disgrace to football NFL Philadelphia Eagles

I am the bachelorette party