Sometimes I like to pause tng and play pin the nipple on the Picard.

Hollywood is a pervert factory.

Superman? You mean that American comic book character from the 50s? Yeah I don't give a fuck about that and it perplexes me that you do.

How many other examples of no man's land football matches exist, I wonder.

For me, apparently. Whoever the fuck that is.

It's about time I owned a tenor crumb horn.

Turns out I can speak German how did I forget that how is that even possible

MINKY MUSKY SLY OLD FOXY STOAT

4am fuck this

In the grim darkness of t̶h̶e̶ ̶f̶a̶r̶ ̶f̶u̶t̶u̶r̶e̶ ̶ now, there is only war.

I'm disabled and I complain about the Sun a lot come at me if you're tired of living.

Idiocracy dystopia; collapse by willful stupidity.

Technology is ruining humans, I think it very likely they will destroy themselves again.

NAMASTE MOTHERFUCKERS

"Can't park there mate"

The Met Office, sponsored by sunscreen.

Smear yourself with this petroleum based product to protect your skin against the dangerous Sun. Listen to yourselves you sound mental.

What's all this "we" shit?

money = slightly more choice money ≠ happiness

shit I've been playing Frost Punk for 6 hours