I’m either coming out of this quarantine 50 lbs lighter or 100 lbs heavier only time will tell 🤷🏼‍♂️

We can now read the Imperial College report on COVID-19 that led to the extreme measures we've seen in the US this week. Read it; it's terrifying. I'll offer a summary in this thread; please correct me if I've gotten it wrong. imperial.ac.uk/media/imperial…

This must be a moment in which people ask fundamental questions about the rationality of our current health care system, which exists to make corporations as much profit as possible, regardless of the consequences.

Utah really had us doing 6 earthquake drills a year, and all I did was lay there and wait for the roof to crush me.

It's been estimated that the unemployment rate could hit 20% if we don't act boldly. A one or two time check isn't good enough—the government must tell every small and mid-sized business owner that we'll cover 100% of their payroll if they don't lay off anyone during this crisis.

Wow- so today was crazy 😅 ... I guess Utah likes it’s Corona shaken and not stirred! 🍺 #utahearthquake #utahcovid19 #COVID #utahquake

When T-Mobile cancels the wrong line on your account and has you on hold for almost 1.5 hrs. So disappointed.

You suspended the wrong line on my account. I cannot get consistent help from anyone online, via DM or the phone. T-Mobile Help T-Mobile John Legere

maybe if i develop feelings for covid-19 it will leave

Here are some infographics that show what it will mean to #StaySafeStayHome in Salt Lake City. #FlattenTheCurve #utpol #slc

#YouAboutToLoseYoJob is pretty epic.

This is 35!!!

Drink water so you don’t get a yead-ache.

After another failed relationship- “I’m never going to date a musician again.” Also me: Finds out he’s a musician...proceeds to date him

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Lauren Steinbrecher KSL 5 TV why do you people keep doing this