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Chris Burns | Fat Carrie Bradshaw

@fatcarriebshaw

comedian | podcaster | writer

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I don’t have a blue checkmark. I never had a blue checkmark. If I wanted a blue checkmark yes I probably could go out and get one but I won’t because I am what?!? ______________!

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez(@AOC) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Republicans may think they won today in Tennessee, but their fascism is only further radicalizing and awakening an earthquake of young people, both in the South and across the nation.

If you thought youth organizing was strong, just wait for what’s coming. Gen Z don’t play

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Chris Burns | Fat Carrie Bradshaw(@fatcarriebshaw) 's Twitter Profile Photo

People will talk about “it’s my grandmas recipe!” Like fucking okay?? Unless your grandma invented Cheesecake Factory idgaf

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez(@AOC) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Lmao at a billionaire earnestly trying to sell people on the idea that “free speech” is actually a $8/mo subscription plan

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Seddera Side(@sedderaside) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Ellie Goulding reveals she never knew RuPaul in and out of drag were the same person.

'I always thought they were the most... unique pair of siblings in the world.' she tells reporters.

Ellie Goulding reveals she never knew RuPaul in and out of drag were the same person. 'I always thought they were the most... unique pair of siblings in the world.' she tells reporters.
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Scott Hechinger(@ScottHech) 's Twitter Profile Photo

More despicable every day. NYC Mayor Eric Adams allowed his NYPD to spend nearly $1 billion in *just overtime* this year. 73% higher than budgeted. Meanwhile, public education got slashed by $500 million. Eric Adams’ response to students & teachers: “Pray.”cityandstateny.com/policy/2022/08…

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Chris Burns | Fat Carrie Bradshaw(@fatcarriebshaw) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Once a day I think about the scene from American Horror Story where Jessica Lange sang “gods & monsters” by Lana Del Rey in its entirety to show how sad she was about her life as the director of the Freak Show lol imagine

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Chris Burns | Fat Carrie Bradshaw(@fatcarriebshaw) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If I have to hear about Harry Styles sexuality one more fucking time like why do we need 500000 articles to tell us he’s dating Olivia Wilde

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