Stick that Conte halftime locker room speech energy into my effing veins #coys

The ADHD urge to take on an unbelievably ambitious new project, in a field you previously have no experience in, with the full expectation that you’ll “figure it out somehow” along the way.

5 kids in Killarney. Not great but happy to have leftovers? 😅 #yyckidcount

just saw this monstrosity on tumblr and I am horrified

Having a bird feeder outside a window to keep my cat entertained during work + owning a pair of enormous SkyMaster binoculars for astronomy = apparently a very logical path that lead to my burgeoning bird watching hobby

Spent last night building an economic system in excel for #myEberron sea campaign where, on top of getting loot from adventures, you can sell shares of your party as a means to raise capital. Even made an exchange with tickers. … Sounds like I made my own “Cones of Dunshire”

Me: wow a lot of people have been saying I look pretty youthful for my age lately. that’s kinda nice The grey hairs I found in my beard this morning: let us introduce ourselves

Morocco, 732 Morocco, 2022 🤝 WE HAVE CONQUERED THE IBERIAN PENINSULA AND ARE PREPARED TO BATTLE FRANCE

I remember going to Niagara Falls with my folks a few years ago, hoping to relive some memories we had there when I was 4. Seeing the tacky shit all over the place kinda ruined it for me.

Still doing this nonsense. Almost got flipped off by today’s wordle too. Wordle 539 5/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Good lord, the “Sarian” episode of #MythicQuest just… wow. Wasn’t expecting to watch a summary of my entire childhood tonight but here we are.

Getting these despite muting most notifications. This site is a hell mouth.

Ever since getting COVID in the summer, I get mild migraines every once in a while—including Chinook migraines. Never was an issue before. Does that officially make me a Calgarian now?

Frontend: We are an AI startup Backend: API call to gpt-3

What a wild time we live in now where, when asked what my hobbies are, “I run D&D campaigns” feels less embarrassing to share than “I do improv theatre”

Danielle Smith just hammer fisting that emergency alert button

THE EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM WORKS OKAY PLEASE STOP

I'm the guy who named all the batteries (A, AA, AAA, AAAA) so I thought I'd offer a chemical engineering breakdown of how they got these names: 1.) I am afraid of electricity

Wordle 629 2/6 ⬛🟨⬛⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Hell yeah.