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Her: take me to somewhere expensive Me:

I think about this video at least 1 time per week

loving a man is a humiliation ritual

maybe regressing to blood and soil instincts isn’t what being american is all about. maybe it’s the exact opposite actually

If anyone knows these girls, please let them know I want to be best friends with them.

Thank you Allan “Ransomware Sommelier🍷” Liska for having my DMs blow up while you’re at BSidesNoVA 😉

You ever been shot in the face and then apologized to the guy who did it? Me neither.

what if we consistently showed you the worst posts by the dumbest fucking people alive, would that bring advertisers back

Oh, you think you're a cybersecurity recruiter? Name all 750,000 unfilled cybersecurity jobs in the US.

Not enough adults are understanding that they have to create moments of happiness in their lives. Find things to be excited about. Create plans to look forward to. Decorate the house during holidays. Make a playlist you only listen to on Tuesdays. Keep your favorite snacks

"I waited 32 years to adopt a dog and now this is how she wakes up from her naps everyday." 😊❤

Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

Maybe it’s our kookiness? youtube.com/watch?v=-PdKGD…

This is one hell of a magazine cover.

Hanging out at work. Shout out to ⁦Sneaky Sherlock⁩