No lies told, he had smoke for Fabregas everytime

“Mom, how did we get so rich?” “Your dad was a sex slave for J.P. Morgan”

JP Morgan: We’re hiring. Me:

Imagine coming home from a hard days graft and your birds got a Hoodrich tracky on

Me reading my rejection letter from JPMorgan

I woulda been in that JP Morgan office lighting that freak white b*tch up I ain’t lying

Man that lady from JP Morgan an executive director prolly pulling 500k a year if not more fuck the office I woulda been at her condo on the weekends too

😂😂😂😂

On some real shit man I would’ve been fuckin the shit outta that J.P. Morgan chick I woulda been VP in 2 weeks

Me after applying to JP Morgan 4 times and getting rejected

Getting called to the managers office at JP Morgan

My wife: Why did you apply for a job at JP Morgan, you’re a plumber. Me:

She was in the JP Morgan office talking like Ava Devine

Don King making boxers sign blank pieces of paper then writing the contract afterwards is the funniest shit i’ve ever heard in my life

The UAE has deported tens of thousands of Pakistanis belonging to the Shia sect, not only deported them, but also took away all their wealth, bank accounts, and & hard earned assets, and sent them literally empty handed back to Pakistan.

15 years ago today….and you know what happened next!

One of the nastiest cases of “f*ck around and find out” just went down in Korean MMA Straight out of a movie 😳

THE MOMENT DAVID BENAVIDEZ MADE HISTORY 🔥 #BenavidezZurdo

Calvin Bassey is gonna be in a string vest

Fighting Benavidez probably feels like you’re getting jumped