Dad: You need to do your homework tonight Me that night:

Woody Allen is in the Epstein files but I refuse to believe he's the type of guy who would cheat on his daughter

Goyim in abundance

The Epstys

It's bonkers how Bluesky was set up so well to overtake Twitter and had everything handed to them short of a literal act of God setting them up for success and they just completely botched it.

If Kamala Harris was president, Bitcoin would be at $1M right now. But you would also be gay.

hermanito mío medias magumbas y estos weones webeando con niñitas

Japan cherry blossom festival cancelled over badly behaved tourists bbc.in/4ahkz4e

“the new Gen-Z led progressive content hub”

> 67 in the @ > "Gen Z led progressive content hub" (reeks of millennial) > Kamala Harris > Podcasts with "diverse leaders" She truly is a microcosm of everything wrong with the democratic party

When I'm out with friends and suddenly remember that I didn't turn off my OLED monitor at home (the paused game screen will forever be burned in it)

I'm going back to bed

We’ve announced that FINAL FANTASY VII REBIRTH will launch on June 3. With the addition of Switch 2 and Xbox, the game will be released as a full multi‑platform title. This year, we plan to share more updates on the FINAL FANTASY VII Remake Project than ever before. We look

CMR para todo y gracias a eso cambiamos la tele. En otros casos he visto que se iban de viaje gratis con la Santander.

Via ACX: "ChatGPT apparently got rewarded for using its built-in calculator during training, and so it would covertly open its calculator, add 1+1, and do nothing with the result, on five percent of all user queries." alignment.openai.com/prod-evals/

algo bueno de la ley de etiquetado de leche: ver que una marca con "espíritu patagónico" se hace con "leche ordeñada en EE.UU." :')