Suella Braverman: "I fought the Quorn, and the Quorn won".

Day seven: Which wet lettuce will last longer? x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

I can't believe what I have just listened to. Welsh Sec David TC Davies just tried to defend the decision not to give Wales a share of HS2 funding. His response was ridiculous and sums up the injustice of how Wales is being totally shafted on this issue. Thread:

BBC News (UK) His wife's company, Infosys, is still operating in Russia, 9 months after saying they'd pull out.

JUST IN CASE this site goes down, my name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroya Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico 87104. To all law enforcement entities, this is not an admission of guilt. I am speaking to my family now. #RIPTwitter #GoodByeTwitter

I'm Danny Dyer, and I'm about to meet Britain's least religious ASBOs

An agent will say they'll look into this then ignore you

ENDS MIDNIGHT TONIGHT, May 22nd. Book Giveaway: Discovered that I have duplicates of two of my older anthologies, so these are looking for new homes. RT or follow to be in with a chance.

Stop telling children it's their job to not get killed by drivers.

🔴BREAKING: Israel has given Al Awda Hospital just two hours to evacuate. Our staff are still treating patients. We unequivocally condemn this action, the continued indiscriminate bloodshed and attacks on health care in Gaza. We are trying to protect our staff and patients.

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When I was born there were already 12.5 million cars on the road in the UK. Now there are 33 million. At what point do we say there are too many?

NO GORDON YOUR MIC IS ON YOUR MIC IS ON

This is actually spot on.

Life is better at 20mph. Kids can walk and cycle safely. It's easier to pull out at junctions. Everything's calmer except dickheads that are frustrated with their sad lives.

I am a doctor and I have a disability I am telling you without a shadow of a doubt Doctors do NOT have the time or the understanding to protect disabled people from assisted suicide Doctors will be killing vulnerable disabled people if this bill passes

i truly believe that i will usher in a new era of peace and prosperity when i get every single post on hthis fucking website deleted by 2022