"Stop recording everything and just enjoy the moment" is asking me for videos from last night

ja-hamon 🪓 Mr krabs when squidward asks for a raise:

Hustlanani I’ll never understand so-called “Friends” who have so little faith in you as a person that it almost feels like they WANT you to be bad just so they can be right about you

WuTang in my brain Marijuana in my Lungs My feet on 1st Ave Writing songs I’ve never sung

I just barley didn’t get shat on by a pigeon

Going to the optometrist feel like you bout to get MKUltraed

People don’t understand ‘because I’m black’ is a Very genuine and valid reason for a lot of things

If you a man at least do 50 push ups a day, please. Y’all look crazy.

Some people don’t have the courage to Not waste their own time

We all suffer from insanity, still

i don’t like friendships where insults are passed off as jokes. i choose kind, soft connections because there are so many ways to laugh and play without hurting each other, and while teasing may work for others, it doesn’t belong in my relationships

i told my guy friend that i always avoid eye contact with people at gym and he was like "woah thats so crazy bc im always trying to eye fuck people at the gym" and i was like yeah. so. back to my original point

You can always pour big cups of juice when you come over. I have feelings for you.

Kicko 😂😂😂PRIMOGOTTHEFORTYINHISCOLUMBIA

Gotta know the difference between genuinely showing love and dick eating shits an epidemic.