52% aren't very bright.

I think what the knuckle-dragging meathead, Joey Barton, is trying to say is male footballers can't be trusted to make the right decisions when around women. He implies he has experience of said wrong decisions. Ladies beware!

Kid: “What do you want for Christmas?” Sunak: “I'd like to have a day off.” Translation: “I fucking hate these PR stunts. I can't stand you little shits, in your little shitty state-funded school. Fuck off!”

You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for...

Why is it Rishi's Recession when we could all be saying ‘Rishession’?

Hey, Darren Grimes Why is one the “scum of the earth” and the other just a man?

A swarm in May... Johnny Nice Painter Have you got your bees yet?

This made me chuckle.

I feel privileged that they're here every year.

Some men are massive cunts. It would make sense for them to welcome this.

Well, #StormÉowyn is here. Next door's gazebo lasted all of 30 seconds. 🙄

“The country was united.” Darren Grimes showing his complete ignorance yet again. The country certainly wasn't united during Thatcher's miners' strikes, the most bitter industrial dispute in British history. You'd think he'd know his mining history, given his birthplace.

Ann Widdecombe: “When we're in power you can say what you like. The only exception being inciting violence.” Reform UK wants: ✅ Hate speech ✅ Slurs ✅ Deformation ✅ Harassment ✅ Glorification of terrorism ✅ Contempt of court All without consequence. 🇬🇧🔥

Darren Grimes here signalling his intention to stand as a Reform candidate after being sacked by GBeebies. 🤮

A message to the disabled from the Department for Work and Pensions: “ARBEIT MACHT FREI”

I'm saying nothing. 🥸

It's quite a paradoxical situation Benonwine finds himself in here. On one hand Ben thinks the UK should leave the ECHR but on the other, Ben's solicitor cites Article 10 of the ECHR in his defence. Double standards? Waitrose & Partners

Looks like Eloon has been spanking the Kit Kat. 🚀

So no security for disabled people who cannot work. I've literally paid hundreds of thousands in tax & NI over the years I've worked. Now at 43, I find myself disabled and with a Labour government treating me like a drain on society and not worthy of protection. Thanks, Rachel.

Labour don't want you to know that being able to perform this one simple trick will mean you'll fail your next PIP assessment. The Labour Party