"When a good friend of mine said he was off to marry a man, I didn't expect it to be an immortal man..."

"I'm Detective Trevor Smith, I'm looking for a vampire who's committed tax fraud for too long. I'm also on the case for a murder of 3 people on Saturday, March 12th at 7 pm. That same vampire may have murdered those three people. If anyone has any idea, let me know" (#hackula)

"I see how it is... you're all getting mad over the fact that I'm trying to send an immortal man who's probably killed more than those three people to prison.. alright I see the games you're playing"

“Now that monster is in prison…I can focus on more serious cases..”

"I'm on my break. what's up..?"

"I think with all these crimes happening throughout the city....i really need a vacation...but I can't rest yet...I have a court case tomorrow.."

"I don't remember the last time I had a proper lunch, I might stop by at the old diner.."

"....they said they'd be here an hour ago..."