Day 18 of quarantine: had a rap battle with the dish washer

Have we tried giving infected people CBD?

WHEEZER! CARL F’ING WHEEZER SINGING WEEZER! The internet is amazing... m.youtube.com/watch?v=o4F3J5…

Do people read fun books anymore? I feel like I only see people reading self-help and business books. I’m not really much of a reader, but I’m thinking about picking something fun up. Any recommendations?

[yawns loudly]

.@IsaiahRashad is back p4k.in/xSwn5JJ

Serendipity is just the simulation’s algorithm making its feed more relevant to “you”

Everyone go watch @melissavcomedy ‘s podcast on YouTube. She’s so funny and makes me happy!

I really love this man and what he has to say youtu.be/3tR6mKcBbT4

Played a round of disc golf today for the first time in awhile and it felt great. 10/10 would recommend.

Thanks for the reminder Facebook. I forgot someone told me that I wasn't supposed to have memories today

Its Friday.....a beautiful day to be a bad motherfucker!

Remember when we used to just update our statuses on Facebook with song lyrics?

Right before and right after a heavy sneeze

Me trying to watch the Oregon vs. Oregon St. game

Do you think that the Joker dyed his own hair?

New Sketch youtu.be/INGWryuvMX4

We were featured in a 614 article today!