i know this is mad funny to yall but this is actually bleak as shit and im tired of living like this

and when i’m president, the $100 bikini top & $100 bottom combo will be banned.

Yet they supposedly can’t release the Epstein files and identities

I neeeeeed grown men to stop wearing these fuckass Thom Browne suits you look like little children escaping the blitz

He’s a 10 but AI is writing his tweets.

People are noticing

just always feel like i’m doing an impression of a human

1. i don’t know how to express my feelings 2. i don’t like asking for help 3. i don’t know how to check up on people 4. i’m an overthinker 5. i’m quick to say nvm or leave it 6. i like being alone 7. i can’t express affection too much 8. i’m observant

According to my neck, I slept on a cinder block last night.

"Be where your feet are." My mind wanders a lot. I repeat that statement to bring myself back into the present moment.

I’m done hearing about Charlie Kirk. Where are the Epstein files?

how to stop overthinking and over analyzing and being so sensitive and anxious and paranoid for beginners

can someone spell the sound this makes

yelling at my kids when their posts are bad

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We're gonna need a bigger extinction event

Imagine if they offered this to medical students, nursing students, and students looking to go into research. Imagine what our country could look like instead.

Maybe the four horsemen of the apocalypse are twitter facebook instagram and tik tok.

Okey doke, Satan! Let's get started

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