not me thinking this is just a great sophie ellis bextor/poland pun when it’s actually something to do with football 💀

card factory in scunny giving out free lancashire calendars with every purchase... do you reckon someone at head office got lincolnshire and lancashire confused and sent a load to the wrong county then wondered why the didn’t sell?

have nothing but this song to thank for my ✨fabulous✨ life after picking it up in a bargain bin in asda in the late 90s x

Rihanna says if you’re not sure whether your bins are being collected on bank holiday Monday, now’s the time to check on the local council website. “Remember the section will be called something like Waste Services - not Bins,” she advised

Working on Christmas Eve

it truly must be Christmas now - all the things mum has been hoarding in the cupboards for weeks have just come out. There’s chocolate everywhere! And we’re allowed to eat it!! Merry Christmas every one 🥲

ladies, gentlemen and those of a non-binary nature, I present to you… the BANOFFEE MARTINI 🍸🍌

it’s so hard seeing other people live your dreams

#Eurovision 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 manifesting 🕯 Eurovision 🕯 in 🕯 Manchester 🕯 🕯 🕯

obsessed that this is Mablethorpe’s actual town sign. Ariel who? it’s all about the Mabo mermaid now

now make her eat the lettuce 🥬

that… doesn’t look like champagne

absolutely nothing ‘bold’ or ‘brave’ about the decision to cancel lincoln christmas market… more ‘bonkers’ and ‘backward’

my top 10: 🇸🇪 🇫🇮 🇬🇧 🇸🇮 🇧🇪 🇦🇺 🇮🇹 🇮🇱 🇵🇹 🇳🇴 #Eurovision2023

“you won loreen. enjoy the trophy, I hope it makes you happy. dear lord”

Another busy year #LincsShow23 and some loooong days! Took ten minutes out this morning with christopher. to get our Peter Levy photo😆 Lovely as always to catch up with the BBC Lincolnshire crew 🎙️Scott Dalton Grace McGrory Sarah-May Buccieri Michael Hortin