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I’m a firm believer that only one person in the relationship can be annoying on the internet. The other has to be a mysterious minimal poster

is mercury in microwave again bc my tummy hurting

i hate when ppl tell others to “be realistic” abt their goals because there is actually nothing realistic abt life in general

my new fav emoji to use for no reason is 🥸

17 years ago today, troy and gabriella sang together on new years eve

Elmo is sleepy. . . Elmo will try again next year. Have a happy and safe New Year's Eve everybody! Elmo loves you. ❤️

NEW YEAR, NEW MILEY, NEW SINGLE. FLOWERS JANUARY 13.

new year, new rent due!

be cringe in 2023. your life will legit get better on every front this is not a joke

hot girls were raised by them <3

no more fun facts. i want to hear a scary, unsettling fact about you

cars have windows and can move. houses have windows and can’t move. so it’s not the windows that make the car go, it’s something else entirely

when i say i’m into classic films this is what i mean

“Why aren’t people making the kind of old-world classical sculptures and oil painting I like anymore?” I dunno dude why aren’t you providing an artist with a full time salary and residence on your property so they can focus on nothing but making one painting for three years.

people say glee lost it around season 5 but in 2x03 finn thought jesus appeared on his grilled cheese so he prayed to it asking to touch his gf’s boobs even though his stepdad was literally dying in the hospital but the counselor told him to stop so he sang losing my religion

me on my way to work knowing i’ll never marry into a rich vampire family

what exactly is bad about falling birth rates