my five year plan is to get back my joy

I like the category “Presidential Slation,” like which candidate *slays*

I’m more concerned that I didn’t know Cornel West was a candidate?? When did this happen??

Republicans play the electoral map like Moneyball

Apologies for the late response, instead of spending three minutes answering your email I ignored it and felt anxious for two weeks

[Lying awake in bed at 11 PM] Tomorrow I’m going to change completely

the fact that neither sabrina carpenter nor chappell roan has performed with miss piggy is further proof of disney’s mishandling of the muppets

Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

I’m rich! #sneakysasquatch RAC7

I'm sorry for the things I said when there were too many noises at the same time

How I feel on the internet all the time

at least beanie babies were cute

saaaaaame 😎

“My hair would have loved this” 😂💀

The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places... But still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the stronger. HALDIR.