I cut 24 traffic cones into small pieces and joined them together to make armor that I could wear.

I published a new project about combining rewrite rules and solving constraint problems made of rewrite rules github.com/mxgmn/MarkovJu…

renting and returning ten books a day from my local library while subtlety increasing the size of my cranium with latex and makeup until they say something

Very high winds at the perfect time of day created a previously undocumented 2,400 foot rainbow waterfall in Yosemite National Park

The Scottish Consulate absolutely still going hard at 2am in the rain *and* looking after people at Electromagnetic Field. Incredibly good people.

Come work with us as a Full Stack Developer, looking to expand our lovely team Outlandish outlandish.com/blog/co-operat…

The Robot Slide Whistle Orchestra, in a transparent geodesic dome, playing All Star. One of my favourite things from Electromagnetic Field

HALF MACHVNE Loading Bar Peckham, 25th June, 20:30 - 01:00 👉 free entry 👈 gwEm ⚠️ Sam (unlikely to see DMs) 🚨 Los Pat Moritas @[email protected] ☢️ Galaxy Wolf #chiptune #livemusic #peckham #peckhamevents Loading Bar(s) #8bit #nanoloop #gameboy #amiga #atarist #london #londonmusic #freemusic

"grug understand all programmer platonists at some level wish music of spheres perfection in code. but danger is here, world is ugly and gronky many times and so also must code be"

All regex reviews be like...

I'm worried the English will invent siestas but call them something weird like "kippies" or "the doss"

We're throwing a fundraising party for Limehouse Town Hall on Saturday, home of Electromagnetic Field and many other awesome groups ⚡️Live Sam (unlikely to see DMs) set ⚡️Full bar ⚡️DJs ⚡️VJs ⚡️LASERS Theme is "electricity". Wear your tesla coil hat! 8pm-4am / Limehouse / London 🎟Tickets: utility.limehousetownhall.co.uk

Runaway yaml is my AGI name

The Gabriel Garcia Marquez Library just opened in a working class neighborhood in Barcelona. It’s magical. It’s real. And it’s the kind of place that makes you wonder why every city doesn’t give its residents palaces for the people. #library

"We are at the beginning of a new era"

As I mentioned last evening, @d_blanchflower and I talked last night about what we would do this morning if we had, by some weird process, been appointed Governor of the Bank of England and Chancellor overnight. Here are some big ideas, in a thread. More will follow….

a besequined @heapwolf open-sourcering the @socketsupply runtime live at nodeconf eu!

[uncanny laughing intensifies]

can I check something? I’m writing a big list that describes my idea of “the best possible team to work in” can you take a look and point out anything that doesn’t sound appealing to you, or anything I missed?

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