I hate my clients

even as a child i knew i wanted a cigarette

I genuinely can't understand how the previous generation saw this in 2005 and said "this sucks"

Mason Home Builder This is a crime against humanity.

Public death penalty for this guy too.

The Drunk Republican What radicalized you? Nationwide 85/15 issue never being passed

"Best heckle you've ever had?!" Get tour tickets: jimmycarr.com

fuck the unified rules

🇺🇸🇯🇵 Everyone in Japan knows "Take Me Home, Country Roads" by John Denver. We cover it all the time so I hope our American friends can appreciate it.

Not gonna lie, pretty triggered by these comments..

The US taxpayer pays the government for all their military technology. The US government then sells that technology all over the world and keeps all the money. We’ll do it again next year. And the year after that, and the year after that.

No, you would definitely choose the bruised rib, every day of the week 😅😅

Rip DMX man. Dude really should have done more narration imo, Here's him hyping up a UFC ppv, just fuckin legendary man. They dont make promos like this anymore. Man ufc used to be so hype, what happened man?

A Buffalo-area man who had his alligator named Albert seized after sharing a home for more than three decades has given up his court fight to get back the reptile. “I’m not at peace. I don’t think I ever will be," the owner said. I’m very angry about the whole thing.”

Cub Swanson brought the entire family clan to the final faceoff of his MMA career vs. Nate Landwehr before #UFC327

🚨 Amazing news: (old picture) but Jim Miller’s son is officially cancer free and had his port removed Absolute warrior like his pops congrats Jim Miller

All you need is a good single leg and a right hook.

Marvin Hagler vs Thomas Hearns 41 years ago today

Before google maps you just had a buddy in another car who said “follow me” then proceeded to run a late yellow at the next intersection.