reminder to everyone in my generation: identity is one of many parts of the story. it’s not the entire story.

I’m about to blow your mind go ask google what stevie wonder’s real name is

hot take: instead of cancelling everybody all the time, we should bring back old-timey film noir phrases like, “your reputation precedes you”

What’s one sentence that could’ve saved you 10 years?

my five year plan is to reach inbox zero

sisyphus but the boulder is just The Emails

Capitalism is a planet-sized pyramid scheme.

Most essential part of growth is realising the position you played in creating situations that didn't serve you. You stop outsourcing the blame, and take responsibility for your own toxic habits, actions and traits. Until you do this, your growth will stagnate.

if you had a qr code on your gravestone, what would you want it to link to?

the primordial souperman

does acab include power rangers

outsourcing emotional labor by running all my outgoing messages through ChatGPT with the instruction: “make this sound friendly”

You don’t really know how dirty your house actually is, until you start cleaning. And you don’t know how much you’re holding onto, until you start healing.

a doctor that prescribes specific memes

after 17 years on twitter, I’m officially taking the conversation over to bluesky. hope see you there! bsky.app/profile/umani-…