I just sneezed and that shit lowkey felt so good

She has fucked uglier guys than you. Approach her, don’t be scared bro.

support players: “dive is too strong, that’s why strategists needed buffs” also support players:

There’s actually no fucking way

oohh its on sale source: reddit.com/r/pcmasterrace…

Yesterday at church the Bible readings started on page 66-67 of the missal, and my 5-year-old went absolutely nuts repeating "six seven" like 10 times. And now I think we need to make this narrow exception to the first amendment and ban these numbers forever.

What if our brains have been hijacked by alien parasites. Like, aliens came down to earth, kidnapped all of us, and erased our memory. Then injected a parasite into us to control all of our senses. So we would never know where we actually are. Only what the parasite shows us.

The graveyards are full of men who swore they had more time.

December 18, 2026. #AvengersDoomsday

Left FaZe Clan 14 Years. Over half of my life, I’d be lying if I said this didn’t hurt, but it had to be done. Thank you to everyone who’s been apart of this journey, the best is yet to come.

From 2011-2026, today I am closing my chapter with FaZe Clan Thank you to everyone that made it what it was ❤️

Never taking a nap again. Fucking woke up and faze is officially dead.

Officially left FaZe Clan This one hurts. After 13 years, I’ve decided to part ways with FaZe. Very grateful for everyone who’s been part of this journey, and the people who became family along the way. FaZe will forever be part of my legacy, but now the new chapter begins.

Jev playing Elden Ring while everyone is leaving FaZe Clan

thank you @fazeclan for letting me be the tiniest musical part of all of those early videos. the impact felt a decade later is something i never could have imagined

Officially left FaZe Clan What a pleasure it was to be able to represent the team and its roots. I gave it everything I had, and I’m proud to say I achieved a lifelong goal and truly lived it. The friendships I’ve made with my idols within the team are what I’ll cherish the

NEW VIDEO THE CIRCLE OF LIFE Enjoy! FaZeClan is over youtu.be/xDuK15x2OzQ?si…

Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 is now set in the past

Necros People really need to stop apologizing for jokes

'Wolfenstein 3' is reportedly in the works 🎮 (via Kotaku)