With this squad, is that the best 4-3-3 we could play? NO! #SameOldSameOld #England #ENGMAL

Here your go Gaffer, you'll need this when selecting the #England team for tomorrow night. #Rooney #SLOENG

Is it too much to ask for an #England striker to actually STAY up front?? #SLOENG

Seriously, I am losing my patience with this current #England outfit. Why are all our games so f***ing boring..?? #SLOENG

Are the #England players getting paid for this? If they are, they should be wearing striped shirts and a mask..!! #SLOENG

F*** me Piers Morgan, I though I was sh*t at golf..!!

GET ROONEY ON!! :) :) #SLOENG

FOR FUCKS SAKE ENGLAND...!!!!!!!!!!!! #SLOENG

"It feels amazing for us minnows to get a point against such a great footballing nation", said Gareth Southgate. #SLOENG

Shows just how far #England have fallen when we are lucky to 'escape' from Slovenia with a 0-0. #SLOENG

UK Government Man! #MakeMeSmileIn3Words

Where do I get a talkSPORT mug..??

Some serious scoring going on at the #BritishMasters

Umpire Dharmasena's test match was like a 5 day audition for the village people..!! #BANGvENG #YMCA

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So Piers Morgan was right AGAIN! How f***ing annoying is that..?? #Election2016 #ElectionNight

Ha, ha! x.com/MrSillyOfficia…

This 'gubbing' we were going to get in India hasn't quite materialised has it?#Naysayers #INDvENG

Been 1 month already! #Thailand

We now live in a world where the most powerful man on the planet is on friendly, first name terms with Piers Morgan. Just think about that..