meanwhile at the loser convention

yanks in five

“Had a blast” feels like an understatement omg

same time next year?

I meant 5 years

it wasn’t that hard man

Idk who needs to hear this, but your life is almost certainly better than a 1940s coal miner.

i’m just a girl

that's so true was undeniably one of the biggest songs of the year this is so evil

“anti-immigration” but your lip filler is migrating..

Either we ban AI or we reinstate Panera Suicide Beverages, I just want us to be consistent

I’m not saying that my wife needs to dress in all black and grieve me for a year or anything like that, but I’d like to think she’d stay away from sparkling pantsuits and onstage fireworks displays for, like, a few months at least.

Seton Hall fans and alumni suffered through last season's 7-25 season. Now, they're getting paid back. The Pirates are the surprise story of the Big East. And a major surprise nationally in college basketball.

i’m girls

ever relevant

It’s awesome how insane everyone is now.

Out of the Woods will be interviewed by Dear John