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"why didn't you tell me about the tree, Lynn?!" x.com/MattHancock/st…

I’m gonna do a ramble. Feel free to mute or block or whatever but I need to get this out. Unlike others on here, I’m not a great wordsmith but I’ll do my best to make sense. This is all about last night’s inevitable election result and taking responsibility (1/)

Another classic of the “Brexiter shocked to learn what Brexit involves” genre

Londoners, if you’re struggling today, remember this: Tomorrow you’ll wake up in a European city, where hundreds of languages are spoken and every race, religion, class, country and culture are represented. London will always be European, and London will always be open.

Our social media team has never been so chuffed to see someone eat Walkers crisps…

Now let’s pay them some DAMN MONEY!!!

fucking hell lads

the problem with working from home

Never felt so enraged nor so politically impotent in my life. We're trapped in our homes with only a servile media to hold UK Govt to account for actions that go beyond callous. As always poorest & most vulnerable are expendable while richest plan to dump full lockdown cost on us

LMAO I love the internet 😂🤣

Hi VeilBroadbandUK. I have been having a series of problems with my wifi and have had no response from your customer service team via email. I will detail the problems here to see if I can get a response. Here’s a thread:

‘The higher the ape climbs, the more he shows of his arse’ is a 16th century proverb implying that the more an unsuitable person is promoted or venerated, the more they reveal their incompetence.

Timmy have you eaten the chocolate cake? - No mummy Your face is covered in chocolate - Not it isn't & you're wearing a T-shirt that says "Fuck you I've eaten the chocolate cake" - Mother, I'm tired of all these questions so I have decided to draw a line under the matter.

“Having lost 640 health and social care workers already ... there is a distinct lack of care and due diligence to what is being broadcast that is unacceptable frankly.” Me talking about the usual suspects: Julia Hartley-Brewer Mark Dolan Toby Young @talkRADIO huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/journali…

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