But did I really need to receive a marketing email from Paperchase telling me that the queen is dead? No, no I did not.

Scammed again plebs.

Because of the royal period of mourning, you can’t lock your bike to a cycle rack in Norwich.

BREAKING: The British media have explained they're extremely angry at Meghan Markle for turning up. They have also confirmed they would've been absolutely disgusted if she'd stayed home x

Yes clearly an evil wicked woman that people on social media who don't know her vilify daily 🙄

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Do I support the monarchy? No. But am I, like so many across the world, moved by the solemn dignity and love shown in today's state funeral proceedings? Also no

I NEED to know who made this!!

my glass coffin company “remains to be seen” is not doing as well as i thought it would.

One of the most interesting videos I’ve ever seen.

I cannot deprive Twitter of this gem

My student daughter has just been attacked, and one of her friends put in hospital. Some misogynistic creep began harrassing her in a bar, then began 'auctioning' her off to his similarly single-celled friends in a restaurant afterwards.

I was called into a meeting with HR over white powder residue found on my desk by the cleaners. I was deeply embarrassed but had to come clean that at 48 years old I still enjoy a sherbet Dip Dap.

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dramaturgically | adverb | relating to the art or technique of dramatic composition and theatrical representation

Working in a call centre many years ago a mate and I used to play a game of who could get the most downwards red arrows on a comment on a Daily Mail story for that day, record 4631 for saying the Queen dressed like a nymphomaniac.