I’m told Maxx Crosby popped for fent on physical. #Ravens get their picks back.

waking up for work at 6am so the government can spend $2M on crab legs with my taxes

luka custody battle bam going for 50+ maxx crosby trade rescinded mid free agency jaylen brown live tweeting his ejection this is easily the wildest sports day of the year

This nigga Bam Adebayo broke Kobe’s record and y’all think we not in the end times. Start getting right with God before its too late!

Never thought I’d see the day where Kobe’s 81 point game record gets broken

graduates when there are no jobs:

Gen Z won't understand this but back in my day, if you ever saw as many ads as you do on social media today, it meant you had at least 3 viruses on your computer

on my way to my 9-5 realizing this job will never get me a Porsche 911 GT3 RS

10:00 am - anything is possible 2:00 pm - but not today

let me get this straight a team will not be playing in the FIFA World Cup because they are currently being bombed by the FIFA Peace Prize winner

Press conferences for this are going to be must see

Steelers made good moves tbh

being a ufc fan in… 2016 2026

Broke the coffee machine at work

Congratulations on working 40 hours! You are now free to dissociate for 2 days

Cap 👀

Lewis Hamilton since dating Kim Kardashian

Watching Ohtani finally lose something because he doesn’t have his Dodgers super team around him #WorldBaseballClassic

Tomorrow is 3/16. Don’t forget to leave out a six pack and a can of whoop ass for Stone Cold Steve Austin tonight.