Feed your soul not your ego.

Dear diary fuck this shit

I’m gonna start going to bed at a reasonable hour (lies)

i have simple needs; 1. don’t ruin my mental health

I'm too fat for these warm temperatures

Who needs love when you can have pizza instead?

More clarity when you take time for yourself and the unspoken is peaceful

Does Mars have you playing with stars if not imma not going

All of these words and all I got to say is

Rips my bra off so I can finally breathe... I wonder what men do?

I think you all lacked an imaginary friend in your childhood

I saw a spider on my bedroom wall and the only thing to do now is pour the gasoline and light a match

First of all, no. And second of all, also no.

Retweet me like I'm your last piece of pizza ...with the pineapples on top

I sure would hate it if someone broke into my house and left a fuck ton of snacks.

The only 'top tier' tweets I'm interested in are the ones talking about cake.

You guys aren't safe for public consumption

🎶 It's my birthday It's my birthday 🎶

I've been up all of 30 minutes and I already hate today.

Celebrating with cake and naps like any self respecting fool would.