once again it is 4pm, too early for a beer, too late for a coffee, and so i find myself roaming the streets desperate to spend $8 on a mysterious third beverage
Preschoolers do this thing where they are sick but their only symptom is screaming at everyone more than usual and a slightly runny nose. I'm not being sarcastic, this is a real type of sick I've experienced so many times at this point and it's baffling.