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Bigfoot is deffo a Deadhead

Rumor is Mothman is a big fan of Shoegaze.

He didn't ask for it, his mom has been doing her damnedest to keep him away from it, but you know Barron thinks and knows his dad is cringy as fuck.

I think if Kamala Harris is elected Doug Emhoff’s title should be First Doug and all subsequent husbands of Presidents should also be First Dougs

Oh, #CarlosSainz is trending, is there more contract news after the announcement he signed for Williams? Nope, just twitter thirsty at his back muscles.

If you don't like late '60s, early '70s rocksteady...that's an oh-no-no.

"Donnie's on the Run," to the tune of "Janie's Got a Gun."

This 1,000 times over, especially when I'm on foot. I've stopped at the corner FOR you to pass through. Maybe I'll get a bunch of traffic manuals to start throwing at people.

My favorite thing about #AI is that what everyone calls AI is not AI and if real AI does exist, it is not available for public consumption.

Fucking honest: what does HR do? I work in payroll and I swear to God all HR people care about is fret about EEO reporting and mandatory leave requirements. I opened Excel once, I'm not worried about it. Oh, I gotta punch in a formula once a year? The goddamned world is ending.

It's wild how different the #DNC2024 feels compared to the #RNC. I feel compassion and not angst. Hopefulness, and not grievance. Human, and not antipathy.

Yeah, I'mma need the #DNCConvention in 2028 to start 'round 4-4:30, wrap up around 11. We' got shit to do tomorrow.

I just replaced my cleverest AHK script with python. See ya later, #windows.

Live every day like it's trash day!

Why are my screenshots from the past week all just Stack Overflow???

Thank you Williams Racing and Franco Colapinto for giving me the opportunity to yet again not have to choose Sargeant in my F1 pool this year.

Now that we have no American driver in the field, can we finally get Andretti Global their F1 team, Formula 1 #LibertyMedia???

am I just 36 or is jcrew absolutely killing it

I love seeing my friends have fun.

This coffee tastes like it was filtered through a corn tortilla.