3rd visit to West Ealing branch were they said they could not do a zinger as it's too late. As an ex employee I know this is a lie. The manager is lazy. #KFC

#XFactor #CherylOnXFactor #cheryl my missus just had me watching Cheryl badly miming a rip off version of #Lorde #royals

When Ask Rose is calling you a prick. You are a prick.

#insideoutlondon the action that needs to be taken. Is stopping the rich buying all the housing stock. It's not rocket science. But it is the sole reason. At what point is 500k for a one bed. Or 1800 PCM for a 2 bed flat moral just?

Sometimes I get so bored I take a Laxative and an Immodium to see which will win!

Today as it's #WorldBookDay I will be sat on social media all day judging parents on #bought versus #homemade.

BBC News - Brexit march: Million joined Brexit protest, organisers say bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politi… try to belittle this movement by adding 'organisers say your video clearly shows a huge amount of people.

Omg follow @twdufans #TheWalkingDead I did not see that coming. A Sharpie that hadn't dried up 10 years after the apocalypse!

WWE has really toned down. It used to be totes acceptable to see Mankind being Tossed off by the Undertaker. Best match ever.

Please do sign this! Street Performers , as I once was, have been playing the streets of London for hundreds of years. Westminster council should think again and not do this

Watching Deadpool again, my wife's first time. Final scene of whole movie as mask is removed. She asks if Ryan Reynolds Ryan Reynolds is John Malkovich.

Lovely birthday party this evening Hilton London Syon Park great guests including Shaparak Khorsandi شاپرک خرسندی and Mark Steel Hopefully see them soon facebook.com/beautifulmagic…

Saw Leigh Francis today in Covent Garden he looked reet fancy.

Hi i'd love to meet you. you are an inspiration and hilarious. and hang out. So I need to do something to make that happen. What should I do? I'm thinking... #idaredanny to reply.

I would love to one day hang out with Danny DeVito so let's give Danny Devito attention with #idaredanny to post a picture smiling, etc

Is this @BernardThresher

A pleasure to introduce @justinmoorhouse onto stage tonight he smashed it. #northern